YOWIE!!! 1999 (5min)

John Yowies back! He's mad! and now he's a homicidal man eating maniac!!!

"There are two particularly memorable performances from Paul 'Nazz' Nassari in the title role, 'Yowie', and Pete' The Stud' Howlett. Pete apparently regrets his role as a black tracker and tells the story to this day of how I got him drunk, made him sign a contract and demanded he wear nothing but a small loin cloth. (according to Pete) I then marched him unmercifully into the depths of Onkaparinga National Park gorge, ignoring his begging and whimpering all the way down. I assumed he was going on about some kind of new drink which I now know to be called 'Absinthe' ...not 'Athiritis'. I kept replying, "Yeh sure Pete, afterwards, afterwards..." The English language is such a complicated thing! I also lost a special effects guy on this shoot off the side of a cliff after he was lost in the bush for two hours. I was nervous to see the following week on the news some hapless tourist being airlifted out of the same gorge by helicopter. The Special FX guy now enjoys an almost normal life with his remaining testicle. 'YOWIE!!!' features mutants, killer koalas and a half naked black tracker."