DECEMBER 2005 SPAM NEWSLETTER

Hi Freakers!!

Welcome to all the people who joined our database during the Trasharama national tour!

We've managed to survive the tour partially intact having nearly blown the van to pieces, escaped 'Guiness Book of Records' breaking, poo smearing, toilet busting, pill popping Lesbians, and conversed with Martin Bryant Cult leaders in Tasmania..and that was on the quiet days!! Stay tuned for a Gonzo blog journal soon. ( If Dicks eyesight ever returns and he regains the use of his arms )

We would like to thank everyone who came along to our shows. If you were there (and remember) , you will agree that we had a great selection of Filmic Disasterpieces this year. Tell your friends and bring them next year ! You think the Bubonic Plague would have killed millions of people in Europe if the rats just sat around..not talking??

( Sorry everyone. Dick what the F**K are you on about !?- Jero)

 

 

 

It was great meeting everyone, especially the filmmakers, local organisers and Trash supporters. It was great downing a few amber fluids with some of ya's. We hope some people have been inspired to create a new cinematic low for next years festerval. If you made one this year, get Trashier next year !!

All entrants who wanted their films returned should have received them by now or in the next few days... thanks again for being patient.

As you read this, our panel of JUDGES are locked away in a dank pit at an undisclosed location and are viewing the finalists films. (using the same method as Alex in Clockwork Orange) The winners will be announced later this month and should have their goodies in time for Satan's stocking. ( yes, he's a crossdresser )

The top 5 films will be posted on our hall of fame page, and winners will receive notification via email.

Stay tuned and...

Stay Sick,

Dick and Jero

 

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